Yo momma so fat
Your momma so fat when she wears high heels she strikes oil!
Blonde quickies 1-20
Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A: Gifted!Q: How...
When shouldn’t a mountain climber call for help?
When shouldn’t a mountain climber call for help?When he’s hanging by his teeth.
Choose a punishment
|Private Loyds was brought up before the unit CO for some offence.”You can take...
A good student
It was the first day of school and a new student named Martinez, the...
One life saved…
A man had just been laid off from work. He was standing on the...
Ten Standing Ear To Ear
Q: What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear?A: A wind tunnel.
Where are my pyjamas?
A man calls his wife and says to her, “Honey, I just got the...
A drunk staggered into a cemetery and…
A drunk staggered into a cemetery and fell into a freshly dug grave.Pretty soon...
Honey, I have a headache…
A police officer, though scheduled for all-night duty at the station, was relieved of...