Newest ATM machines
|”The fees for withdrawing money from your ATM machines are expected to double, even...
Telegram received from ex-employee
Telegram received from ex-employee:”Fuck you. I quit. Strong message to follow.”
Would You Remarry?
Husband: Honey, if I died, would you get remarried? Wife: Well, I suppose so.Husband:...
Orange Juice
Q. Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice? A. Beacause it said”concentrate!”
Waking Grumpy
Marriage counselor to female client: Maybe your problem is that you’ve been waking up...
Helpful Tips To Make Life Simpler
Old telephone books make ideal personal address books. Simply cross out the names and...
The accident report
|Dear Sir,I am writing in response to your request for additional information for block...
Poem about Economics
|If you do some acrobatics with a little mathematics it will take you far...
Bingo Card
The wife comes home from a night at bingo with a new fur coat....
Two Quickies.
Q: What’s long, black, and never ends?A: The unemployment line!Q: What can’t you give...