The cow?
What do you call a cow with no legs?Ground beef.
Musician jokes
|Q: How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?A: Twenty. 1...
What are the three words you do not want to hear while making love?
She: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?He: Your sense...
Who’s backward?
What happens when you play Country music records backwards?You Sober up, your wife comes...
A Peg-legged Halloween!
A man with a bald head and a wooden leg gets invited to a...
One for the Volunteers
Tennessee folks make fun of their northern Virginian neighbors with this quip: You know...
Monkey Organization
An organization is like a tree full of monkeys, all on different limbs at...
What did the dog get when he multiplied 88 x 7?
What did the dog get when he multiplied 88 x 7?The wrong answer.
Yankee Doodle history
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
A man takes the ferry home from work
|John Smith lived in Staten Island, New York and worked in Manhattan. He had...