A Microsoft Christmas
|NORTH POLE (API) – MICROSOFT announced an agreement with Santa Claus Industries to acquire...
Sexual Tension Quiz
Instructions: For each answer, you will have three clues. Try to determine what the...
The Pearly Gates Computer
A man arrives at the Pearly Gates and finds that St. Peter is not...
Southerners are not that stupid
A ventriloquist working down South, is confronted by atheater patron during his show. The...
Shift Key FAQ
Q. My shift keys have little arrows on them. Does that mean the *real*...
A Childs View Of A Retirement
After Christmas break, the teacher asked her small pupils how they spent their holidays.One...
The perfect couple.
Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a...
Panic
Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! Little Tommy’s swallowed the can-opener!Doctor: Don’t panic. He’ll be...
Kleenex anyone?
What do you find up a clean nose? Fingerprints
The Bill Clinton Joke
Q: What’s the difference between a McDonalds Hamburger and Bill Clinton?A: Some people in...