Ways to tell someone they are goofy!
Politically Correct ways to tell someone they are goofy:A few clowns short of a...
At the spawn shop!
|Where do you get frogs eggs?At the spawn shop!
Excuses To Use When Caught Sleeping At Work
They told me at the blood bank that this might happen. This is just...
Top ten indicators that a redneck has been working on your computer
|10. The monitor is up on blocks.9. Outgoing faxes have tobacco stains on them....
Men Like Paper Cups
Why are men like paper cups?They’re dispensable.
Who Is Braver?
Three generals, one from the Army, another from the Marines, and a third from...
Kiss Me The Way You Used To
A couple were in bed after celebrating their golden anniversary. The wife Said, “Darling,...
No Smoking Here
A guy enters a drugstore and lights up a cigar.The owner, a bit outraged,...
Walk through the park
One day a burnette and a blond lady were walking through the park. All-of-a-sudden,...
Emergency doctor visit
A woman rushes to see her doctor, looking very much worried and all strung...