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A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich. He eats...
A tadpole!
|What kind of pole is short and floppy?A tadpole!
How do you make a tissue dance?
How do you make a tissue dance?Put a little boogie in it.
Having Children Is Like:
Having children is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain or, having...
At school Little Johnny was told by a classmate…
At school Little Johnny was told by a classmate that most adults are hiding...
10 Catholic Priests
One day there were 10 would-be Catholic priests, going through the tests that would...
There was life before the computer
|An application was for employmentA program was a TV showA cursor used profanityA keyboard...
Lesbian Frogs
What did one lesbian frog say to the other lesbian frog?MMmmmm, tastes like chicken!
Two Irish friends
|Two Irish friends greeted each other while waiting their turn at the bank window....
Top 10 rejection lines
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