The plumber has arrived
|A lady was expecting the plumber; he was supposed to come at ten o’clock....
The Police Officer’s Christmas
|Twas the night before Christmas and throughout the substation,Not a deputy stirred,they were all...
lawyer and a mosquito
|What’s the difference between a lawyer and a mosquito?A mosquito drops off you when...
A suitable transplant
A fellow is walking into a hospital and sees two doctors down on their...
Three college students were rapping about who they’d like to be…
Three college students were rapping about who they’d like to be cast off on...
Little Johnny was in his math’s class one day…
Little Johnny was in his math’s class one day when the teachersingled him out.”If...
A little old lady buys a pair of parrots…
A little old lady buys a pair of parrots, but cannot identify their sexes....
A man went to the doctor to get a physical…
A man went to the doctor to get a physical, afterthe doctor examined him,...
The Hillary’s room
President Clinton to maid: Mam, can you do something about Hillary’s room. She complains...
Can\’t See
Patient to optometrist: I’m very worried about the outcome of this operation, doctor. What...