Woman’s translations
|The wife says: You wantThe wife means: You wantThe wife says: We needThe wife...
A boat load filled with Viagra sank in Baltimore Harbor…
A boat load filled with Viagra sank in Baltimore Harbor.They could not get the...
May I borrow your dog for a few days?
|It’s for my mother-in-law,” explained the mourner at the funeral procession. Tightening the leash,...
Bad temper problem
|Patient: Doctor, you must help me. I’m under such a lot of stress, I...
How is pubic hair like parsley?
How is pubic hair like parsley?You push it to the side before you start...
A Blonde Visit to D.C.
A blonde was visiting Washington, DC for the first time. She wanted to see...
A story with a moral
While they were taking up the collection, John leaned forward and said, “Hey, Marie,...
Guess what?
Guess what? You’re pregnant!
Kneasels
A young couple left the church and arrived at the hotel where they were...
Actual excuse notes to teachers!
*** These are actual excuse notes teachers have received, spelling mistakes included. ***My son...