Super Looong List of One-Liners!
Q. What would happen if the Pilgrims had killed cats instead of turkeys?A. We’d...
Crossed
What do you get when you put a Gay guy and a dinosaur together?A:>...
Marriage and Cheating
Marriage was invented because it’s only so much fun to cheat at cards.
Good morning ladies…
This blind guy was walking pass the fish market and he said”Good morning ladies..”
Can I play the piano once these are off?
|A doctor has come to see one of his patients in a hospital. The...
Skin-diving!
|What is a mosquito’s favorite sport?Skin-diving!
Term dictionary
|Parent’s Dictionary of MeaningsDUMBWAITER: one who asks if the kids would care to order...
What do you do when a Blonde throws a grenade at you?
What do you do when a Blonde throws a grenade at you?Pull the pin...
The snoring stopper!
A man has a dog that snores in his sleep. Annoyed, because she can’t...
Giving very odd excuses
|The General went out to find that none of his G.I.s were there. One...