Job Function at M&M
Q: What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory?A: Proof reading.
Brain For Sale
A client of a hospital where they made brain transplantations asked about the prices....
Black Peas???
How did Black eye peas get their name?They were fighting over the Chick peas!
Tombstone epitaph II
Tombstone EpitaphIn a London, England cemetery:Ann MannHere lies Ann Mann,Who lived an old maidBut...
What is the difference between white onions, brown onions…
What’s the difference between white onions, brown onions and a 30 centimeterdick?Nothing…. They all...
Sister Margaret died…
Sister Margaret died and through some error found herself in hell. She immediately called...
Excited Preacher
The preacher was wired for sound with a lapel mike, and as he preached,...
Animal stuttering
Little Johnny is sitting in a biology class, and the teacher says that an...
Anniversary Flowers
A sad-faced Doug walked into a flower shop early one morning. The clerk was...
How Many cochroaches…?
Q.) How many cochroaches does it take to turn on a light?A.) No one...