Greek wedding
Why do they have Feta cheese at a Greek wedding? To keep the flies...
A blind man is standing at the corner…
A blind man is standing at the corner with his seeing eye dog waiting...
Get Me Another Lawyer
Defendant: Your Honor, I want you to appoint me another lawyer.Judge: And why is...
The Bowl of Chili
Well, there was this truck driver that had been driving all day and hadn’t...
Definitions of A Diplomat:
Definitions of A Diplomat:Always knows what to talk about, but doesn’t always talk about...
More Blonde Q and A’s
Q: WHY DID THE BLONDE BAKE A CHICKEN FOR 3 AND A HALF DAYS?...
Translating Menspeak
When He Says – He Really Means ———— – —————- Do you have the...
How do you know when your girlfriend is too fat?
How do you know when your girlfriend is too fat?When she sits on your...
Engineer and Guillotine
Today they’re leading a priest, a drunkard and an engineer to the guillotine.They ask...
The last day working
|”You Know It’s Your Last Day At Work When……”You hand a bank teller an...