The preacher buys a parrot
|A preacher is buying a parrot.”Are you sure it doesn’t scream, yell, or swear?”...
Opposites attract
“You and your husband don’t seem to have an awful lot incommon,” said the...
How do guys in jail…..
How do prisoners in jail talk to each other?With their cell phones!
Give Me the Bill
Inebriated drinker says to the bartender (with a drunken slur), “Bartender, buy everyone in...
Viagra Mickey Finn!
An elderly woman goes to the doctor and asks his help to revive her...
You Know You’re in New York City When…
You Know You’re in New York City When…1. Nuns walk down the street carrying...
Vincent Van Gogh\’s relatives:
After much careful research, it has been discovered that the artist Vincent Van Gogh...
Smarter
This is not only philosophical but is obviously pure science.A herd of buffalo can...
My Darling Son Letter!
Dearest Darling Son and That Person You Married,Merry Christmas to you, and please don’t...
Knock Knock Christmas
|Knock KnockWho’s there ?WenceslasWenceslas who ? Wenceslas train home ? Knock KnockWho’s there ?SnowSnow...