Things That Took Me Fifty Years To Learn
1.) Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the...
Top Things You Should Not Say At A Funeral
Geez, what died in here? He looks natural but those shoes do not go...
Outsmarting the Boss
A not so bright guy got a job in a factory and “the boys”...
What is black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?
What is black and brown and looks good on a lawyer? A Doberman.
Snail Tracks
Q: Why did God give women legs? A: So that they wouldn’t leave tracks...
Dad will never say
|Top Ten Things You’ll Never Hear a Dad Say10. Well, how ’bout that?… I’m...
Yo Momma so nasty
Your momma so nasty she charges $10 for sex, gives ya lice, when ya...
You be the Judge!
A man and his young wife were in divorce court, but the custody of...
Not a good comparison!
A young boy had just gotten his driving permit. He asked his father who...
Men Are Like Diplomas
How are men like diplomas?You spend lots of time getting one, but once you...