Answering Machine Recording
Answering Machine Recording:”You have reached the breast self-examination hot line. Please press 1 now…….Now...
The Bobbitt Prayer
Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray my penis I will keep,...
Change Toilet Paper?
How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?Nobody knows....
I have lost my father
|Five year old Little Johnny was lost, so he went up to a policeman...
Sleeping on the job
|Things To Say If You Get Caught Sleeping At Your Desk 15. “They told...
Two Statues
There are two statues standing in the woods. They have been there standing on...
Freudian Slip
Woman walks into her psychiatrists office and says:”Hey doc, you know how we have...
English horn jokes
|Q: What is the difference between hearing an English horn solo and being tortured?A:...
Religious battle golf
|The Pope met with the College of Cardinals to discuss a proposal from Shimon...
U.S. Air Force pilot
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...