To Keep A Man Interested
What does a woman have to do to keep a man interested?Wear perfume that...
What do elephants use for tampoons?
Q. What do elephants use for tampoons ?A. Sheep.
Knock-Knocks 4 Kids Galore
Knock! Knock!Who’s there?Rita.Rita who?Rita book, you might learn something.Knock! Knock!Who’s there?Police.Police who?Police open the...
What is green and smells like pig?
What’s green and smells like pig? – Kermit’s fingers.
If Restaurants Functioned Like Microsoft…
Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I’ll be your Support waiter.Waiter. What...
The Nottingham Forest
|The Nottingham Forest Chairman is considering replacing Big Ron with Steve Davis. Explaining this...
Computerized Payroll (Y2K)
January 1, 2000Dear (enter employee name here)Re: Vacation PayOur records indicate that you have...
Stupid Insults 2/31
A few guppies short of an aquarium. A few inches short of a foot/yard....
Lying Politicians
A busload of politicians were driving down a country road when, all of a...
The Devout Catholic Woman
Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and has 17 children. Then her...