Quickies
1) Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? Ask your mother. 2) How do...
A fortunate twist of fate
Two brothers enlisting in the Army were getting their physicals. During the inspection, the...
Mamma’s got back
Your mamma is so fat, when daddy told her to haul ass she had...
I’ve got good and bad
|I’ve got good and badThis old man visits his doctor and after a thorough...
The Australian liberal party announced today…
The Australian liberal party announced today that they arechanging their emblem to a condombecause...
Horse pulls the car
|An out-of-towner drove his car into a ditch in a desolated area. Luckily, a...
A tall woman met a midget at a party…
A tall woman met a midget at a party. The midget was barely three...
Why me!?!
A man was speeding down the highway, feeling secure in a gaggle of cars...
Athletic Sperm
Once upon a time in a place where little sperms grow, there was a...
Lonely Cow in Field
Q: What do you call a bull in the middle of a field spanking...