A Drinking Problem
I have got a drinking problem…. I’ve got two hands, but only one mouth…
My Aunt
Joe says to Bill, “Want to see a picture of my Aunt?”Bill said, “Sure.”So...
Clothes make the person…?
What do you call a dead athiest?All dressed up and no place to go!
Sir!
|What do you call a mouse that can pick up an elephant?Sir!
Miami mice!
|What squeaks as it solves crimes?Miami mice!
What do you call an honest lawyer?
What do you call an honest lawyer?An oxymoron.
What do you say to a girl with two black eyes?
Q: What do you say to a girl with two black eyes?A: Nothing, you...
Cards You Will Never See In Hallmark
“Congratulations on your wedding day! Too bad no one likes your wife.” “How could...
Come In
A Jehovah’s Witness knocked on the front door of a home, and heard a...
Top ten reasosn why it’s great to be American
You can have a woman president without electing her You can spell colour wrong...