Smoking Dragon….
Q: What’s the difference between the dinosaur and a dragon…?A: Dinosaurs are too young...
No change
Husband, upon meeting ex- after two years of separation:”Listen honey, why don’t we have...
Tim Shandy stepped into the Warm Spoon, a popular Galway tavern…
Tim Shandy stepped into the Warm Spoon, a popular Galway tavern.To Mike Callahan, the...
State Capitals Are:
A blonde was complaining to her friend about constantly being called a dumb blonde....
Your Momma
Your mom is so stupid she tried to wake up a sleeping bag.
Signs You’re On A Bad Date
From Late Show with David Letterman – Friday, November 11, 1994Top Ten Signs You’re...
What is the definition of a virgin?
What’s the definition of a virgin?an ugly third grader
If Microsoft made toasters…
If Microsoft made toasters…Every time you bought a loaf of bread, you would have...
The prison hospital
|Prisoner: Look here, doctor! You’ve already removed my spleen, tonsils, adenoids, and one of...
Blonde quickies 81-100
81. Q: What do you call a hooker and four blondes? A: Regular price,...