Crackers?
Patient: Doctor, you’ve got to help me. Every night I get the uncontrollable urge...
What is the difference between hard and light?
What’s the difference between hard and light? – You can sleep with a light...
A necessary condition
There were three little boys visiting their grandparents. The oldest came out and asked...
How do you know if your secretary?s having a bad day?
How do you know if your secretary?s having a bad day?Her tampon is behind...
What is Green, Slimy…
What is Green, Slimy, and Smells like Pork?Kermit’s Dick
Blonde joke
There were three female explorers who decided that they would go explore the African...
Chemistry’s greatest achivement?
What is chemistry’s greatest achievement …… Artificial blondes!
A nun is walking down a deserted road when…
A nun is walking down a deserted road when a man grabs her and...
What do you get when you cross a blonde with an ape?
What do you get when you cross a blonde with an ape?A retarded ape.
Effective Ointment
Two friends are shopping in a drugstore when one of them tells the other,...