Elephant jokes 05
|Why did the elephant paint his toenails red?So he could hide in the cherry...
Why Dogs Don’t Use Computers
Can’t stick their heads out of Windows ’95. Fetch command not available on all...
Blond medical terminology
|Artery — Study of paintingsBacteria — Back door of cafeteriaBarium — What doctors do...
Computer acronyms list
|Humorous Computer-Related AcronymsIBM I Blame Microsoft Idiots Buy Me Idiots Building Machines I’ll Buy...
What is Pink and Red and sits in a corner?
What is Pink and Red and sits in a corner? A baby with a...
yo momma’s SO fat….
yo momma’s so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger popped out...
Panama Canal
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and the Suez/Panama Canal?A: One’s a busy...
Buddhist pizza
What did the Buddhist ask the pizza maker? “Make me one with everything.”
A horse and a rabbit
A horse and a rabbit A horse and a rabbit are playing in a...
The Cremation
Minutes before the cremation, the undertaker quietly sat down nextto the grieving widow. “How...