Waiting on a long line
|The checkout line at the hardware store was getting longer and longer as the...
Forgot to pedal
I admitted to my friend that I hadn’t had sex for a while.My friend...
Why does Helen Keller wear tight pants?
Why does Helen Keller wear tight pants? – So people can read her lips.
The Big Jump
Q….OK, there’s a smart blonde, a brunette, and Santa Claus on top of the...
Christmas Jokes – Question and Answer
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What I Want In A Man!
(Age 22)1. Handsome2. Charming3. Financially successful4. A caring listener5. Witty6. In good shape7. Dresses...
The Top Bad Excuses For Speeding
“This is my tryout for Nascar.” “I’ve got to get back to Amish Country...
Squirrels
Two guys decide to go on a hunting trip. When there friend hears about...
How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Three. one to screw...
Cost to Get Married?
The little boy asked his dad one evening, “Daddy, how much does it cost...