Cheap Beer
A man walks into a bar one night. He goes up to the bar...
Give Them a Shock
Why do psychiatrists give their patients shock treatment?To prepare them for the bill!
How do you know when your girlfriend is too fat?
How do you know when your girlfriend is too fat?When she sits on your...
Social Security Sex
Two men were talking. “So, how’s your sex life?” “Oh, nothing special. I’m having...
You might be a redneck if… rich relative
Your richest relative buys a new house and you have to help take the...
Centipede
One day the big animals and the little animals decided to have a football...
Closing down Denny’s
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Stupid people stories
Stupid people LICENSE TO STEAL Two Kentucky men tried to pull the front off...
Maggot Thatcher!
|Who is the worm’s Prime Minister?Maggot Thatcher!
A tough dilemma
Boss, to four of his employees: “I’m really sorry,but I’m going to have to...