Camping with Sherlock Holmes
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal,...
The problem with Santa!
1. No known species of reindeer can fly. BUT there are 300,000 species of...
The priest was preparing a man…
The priest was preparing a man for his long day’s journey into night.Whispering firmly,...
Chicken jokes 03
|Q: What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?A: They go on peck-nics!Q: What...
The right way to ask a question
A Jewish guy in a London hotel calls the operator and asks, in broken...
Ears
What kind of ear does a train have?an Engineer
What is the best thing about a blow job?
What’s the best thing about a blow job? – The 15 minutes of silence!
What do you call an honest lawyer?
What do you call an honest lawyer?An oxymoron.
Lawyer in a car wreck
One day, there was this lawyer who had just bought a new car, and...
A veterinarian surgeon…
A veterinarian surgeon had had a hell of a day, but when he got...