The Perfect Day
- Her 8:45 Wake up to hugs and kisses 9:00 5 lbs lighter on...
The Ride
Sally was a girl with no horsebackriding experience, yet one day she discided to...
Have you heard about the new orgasm pill?
Have you heard about the new orgasm pill just approved by the FDA for...
Stupid Insults 1/31
$HOME = /dev/null. 3K RAM free, no EMS. A .22 caliber intellect in a...
Reasons to leave work
|1. Not spending enough quality time with the kitchen applicances.2. Came dressed in only...
A husky foreigner, looking for sex…
A husky foreigner, looking for sex, accepted a prostitute’s terms. When she undressed, he...
MasterCard for Men
You’ve all seen the sentimental MasterCard commercials. Well, finally there is a MasterCard commercial...
Recalled Christmas Toys
Broken Bag-O-Glass Dr. Kevorkian First Aid Kit Jeffrey Domhers Easy Bake oven and cookbook...
Brain transplant
|”How can I ever thank you?” gushed a woman to Clarence Darrow, after he...
Itchy
A teacher notices that a little boy at the back of the class is...