Thoughts and quotes
|The advice your son rejected is now being given by him to your grandson.——————————————————————————–Working...
New weapon Chicken Gun
|Flash – New Weapon in America’s Arsenal – Dubbed ‘The Chicken Gun’Senate majority leader...
Kid’s Letters to God
Dear GOD, In school they told us what You do. Who does it when...
Yo mama is so lazy
Yo mama so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has...
Two pyscologists
2 pshycologists met each other in a street one day.One said to the other,...
A sailor and a marine are taking a piss…
A sailor and a marine are taking a piss at a public restroom. The...
File Your Nails
Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails? Doctor: No, throw them away like everybody...
Who is on First?
|Who’s On First(Sketch by Bud Abbot and Lou Costello)LOU: I love baseball. When we...
Yo mamma’s so stupid…
Yo mamma’s so stupid, she put a quarter in a parking meter and said...
So She Would Love You
Man says to God, “God, why did you make woman so beautiful?” God says,...