Cat jokes 07
|Q: How is a cat laying down like a coin?A: Because he has his...
A guy was driving home one evening…
A guy was driving home one evening when he suddenly realizes that it is...
Identifying wasted time
|TO: ALL PERSONNELFROM: ACCOUNTING It has come to our attention recently that many of...
Why did Santa Anna bring only 4000 troops to the Alamo?
why did Santa Anna bring only 4000 troops to the Alamo?he only had 2...
A wife, arriving home from a shopping trip, was horrified to…
A wife, arriving home from a shopping trip, was horrified to find herhusband in...
The carburettor
“The car won’t start,” aid a wife to her husband. “I think there’s water...
New Driver’s License
Martin had just received his brand new drivers license. The family troops out to...
No Brained Women
Why don’t women have any brains?Because they don’t have any testicles to put them...
Automotive horror
|As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. Answering,...
Larry, a local football star, is jogging down the street…
Larry, a local football star, is jogging down the street when he sees abuilding...