Heavy metal guitarist
Q: How do you get a heavy metal guitarist to stop playing guitar?A: Put...
Sister Ann, arent you putting on a little weight?
“Sister Ann, aren’t you putting on a little weight?” inquired Father Dan during his...
People are ignoring me
|A patient walks into a doctor’s office.Patient: Doctor, people ignore me.Doctor: Next!
Lawyers on a jury
|A trial had been scheduled in a small town, but the court clerk had...
Men Are Like Weather
How is a man like the weather?Nothing can be done to change either one...
Two Statues
There are two statues standing in the woods. They have been there standing on...
A young lady asked the Scotsman what he wore under his kilt…
A young lady asked the Scotsman what he wore under his kilt.”Reach up there...
Reducing travel risk
|There was this statistics student who, when driving his car, would always accelerate hard...
Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven…
Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven. At the gates, an angeltells Ford, “Well,...
Bartender Help
An armless man walked into a bar which is empty except for the bartender.He...