An old man is sitting on the park bench crying…
An old man is sitting on the park bench crying. Another oldman sits down...
A guy in a bar
The bartender asks him “What’ll you have?”. The guy answers, “A scotch, please”. The...
What did God say after creating man?
What did God say after creating man? “I can do better”
Signs You Bought a Lousy Tree
|8. Two feet tall, forty feet wide 7. Salesman’s opening line: “You’re not a...
Pulled over.
A driver was pulled over by a police officer for speeding. As the officer...
Say When Giving Birth
Q: What does a blonde say when she gives birth?A: Gee, are you sure...
Birth Control Pills At 72?
Birth Control Pills At 72?An elderly woman went into the doctor`s office. When the...
The 2000 Darwin awards!
|(15 July 1999, Alabama) A 25-year-old soldier died of injuries sustained from a 3-story...
ABC’s of ex girlfriends
A is for Arteries. You know, the things that your ex-girlfriend ripped out because...
Runaway Wife
A male chauvinist tells his buddy over drinks, “I called the local insane asylum...