Touch-typists
Q: Why are only 2% of blondes touch-typists?A: The rest are hunt’n peckers.
Punctuation marks
An English professor wrote the words, “woman without her man is a savage” on...
There is 2 fags walking down the beach…
There is 2 fags walking down the beach. They are holding hands andkicking the...
Bird jokes 01
|Q: Why did the owl, owl?A: Because the woodpecker would peck ‘er!Q: What is...
A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. “Listen,” he says…
A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. “Listen,” he says to...
John and Mary visit their pastor for marriage counseling…
John and Mary visit their pastor for marriage counseling. The pastor gets up and...
Why do they call it PMS?
Why do they call it PMS?Mad Cow disease was already taken.
Goofy Wundermints!
Why do banks charge you a “non-sufficient funds” fee on money they already know...
A mammoth!
|What’s the biggest moth in the world?A mammoth!
Phone songs
|All of the following songs may be played on a touch-tone phone. Commas are...