Red fire fighter
|There are four wheels and eight men on a fire engine.Four and eight makes...
Remember When (Classic)
A computer was something on TV From a science fiction show A window was...
Why does a blonde only change her babys diapers once a month?
Why does a blonde only change her baby’s diapers once a month? Because it...
Woman
What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?Nothing, you already told...
Put me into a fighting mood
|Patient: Doctor, what I need is something to stir me up; something to put...
George Bernard Shaw
|While at a concert being performed by a very bad orchestra, George Bernard Shaw...
Alternative Chicken
Q.-Why’d the chicken cross the road? A.- He was attached to Dennis Rodman’s head!
Early retirement
The pentagon recently found it had too many generals and offered an early retirement...
Yo Momma so Old
Yo Momma so old the first cruise line she ever road on was Noah’s...
Musical Instruments
Why does Clinton play the saxophone?’Cause he can no longer play with his ‘hore-monica!