A big bird
Once upon a time there was this guy who bought a hang glider and...
A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. “Listen,” he says…
A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. “Listen,” he says to...
Nothing but the truth
A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day, their passions...
Donors
A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center.Man: “What are...
God made a man and then rested…
God made a man and then rested. God made a woman and then no...
Valentine’s Cards
A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding...
A woman’s dictionary
|Argument (ar*gyou*ment) n. A discussion that occurs when you’re right, but he just hasn’t...
Bass jokes
|Q: Why did the bass player get mad at the timpanist?A: He turned a...
Accidents near home
What did the blonde do when he heard that 90% of accidents occur within...
I’ll sue for injuries
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...