Is the wife in control?
Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven. God comes and says “I want...
6 inches
What is 6 inches long…..Has a big head….Woman love it????? A $100 dollar bill!
Turtle Crossing
Q: Why did the Turtle cross the road? A: To get to the shell...
Birds and Bees
A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter...
Top Things You Don’t Want to Overhear Over an Airline P.A. System
|1. Ocean crossing flight: This is your Captain speaking, I just wanted to take...
Do you need a sign?
Stupid people should have to wear signs that just say, “I’m Stupid”. That way...
A pile of one liners!
Why are sheep always in a field? Because they can’t get out !Who gives...
How do you make a butterfly
|How do you make a butterfly?Flick it out of the butter dish with a...
Church Sunday
Two Men were leaving church on a bright Sunday morning. “You know,” said the...
Polak, Italian and Mafia
Q: You go to a cockfight. How do you know if a Polak is...