Ballerina
What did the ballerina do when she hurt her foot?She called the toe truck!
Shakespearian Computer Story
Through infinite myst, software reverberatesIn code possess’d of invisible folly.Wilt thou dare interfaceWith thy...
Facts About Women
1. Women love to shop. It is the one area of the world where...
A guy meets a girl out at a nightclub and she invites him back…
A guy meets a girl out at a nightclub and she invites him back...
A lawyer and two friends, a Rabbi and a Hindu holy man…
A lawyer and two friends, a Rabbi and a Hindu holy man, had car...
Downsizing
Boss: (to employee) Experts say that humor on the job relieves tension inthis time...
Strange grants given
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
How to make an ugly baby…
Q: What sexual position do you use to make an ugly baby?A: Ask your...
Girls are evil
Girls = time * money time = money, therefore: Girls = money * money...
Arizona Crazy Law
You may not have more than two dildos in a house. Any misdemeanor committed...