Ass-corked
Two guys are in a locker room when one guy notices the other guy...
Black Peas???
How did Black eye peas get their name?They were fighting over the Chick peas!
Genie and the Beer
Two old guys were fishing in a boat on Lake Michigan. A bottle comes...
A mother-daughter conversation
A mother and daughter are sitting down over afternoon tea. The mother wants to...
Bying a horse
This guy owns a horse stud farm, and gets a call from a friend”I...
A passenger announcement.
This is a passenger announcement. The train on platform one, two, three,four, five, six,...
New Miranda rights
|1. You have the right to remain motionless, or you may elect to run...
A Hippo What?
3 elderly gentlemen were sitting on a park bench discussing what the meanest animal...
The Cliff And The Blondes.
A smart blonde and a dumb blonde both jump off a cliff at the...
A thin mouse!
|What’s the definition of a narrow squeak?A thin mouse!