The Mushroom
A mushroom walks into a bar, sits down and orders a drink.The bartender says,...
Is This Jimmy Hoffa
A very large, old, building was being torn down in Chicago to make room...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard VII
Creative Sighing for Effect. Sigh loudly when there aremany people around, giving the impression...
Lesser Of Two Evils
Two Boll Weevils grew up in South Carolina, one went to Hollywoodand became a...
Thinnest Books
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Operas that never made it
|Britten: A Midsummer Nightmare.Mozart: The Magic Tuba.Puccini: La Bamba.Rossini: The Plumber of Seville.Verdi: Rigatoni.
A burglar is in big trouble
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Crew Cut
What do you call an Eagle Scout with a crew cut?A bald eagle!
Campaign Slogans for George W
1. I’ll turn capital punishment into a new game show!2. I promise to get...
Keep A Man From Wanting Sex
How do you keep a man from wanting sex?You marry him!