Preparing for Santa…
A new contract for Santa has finally been negotiated.Please read the following carefully.I regret...
The Hamster Show
A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he will give...
Pool table
Your mama is like a pool table, 25 cents and she’ll rack your balls.
Confucious say: Man who go to bed…….
Confucious say:Man who go to bed with itchy ass, wake up with smelly finger.
Bill and Hillary…
Hillary Clinton is not feeling well. She goes to her doctor and gets a...
Little Johnny’s mother decided to give…
Little Johnny’s mother decided to give her son an anatomy lesson one day, so...
This tells me that I must be drunk
|A man walks into a bar and orders one shot. Then he looks into...
Food fight in a store
|In February 1994 in New Brighton, Minn., a 32-year-old man and his 24-year-old girlfriend...
Real Police Stories.
The following are actual incidents reported…#1A policeman had a perfect spot to watch for...
If Fisher Price ran Christmas…
|”Baby’s First Ornament” would have a hand-crank that you turn to hang the thing...