Rule of Thumb
The phrase “rule of thumb” is derived from an old English law which stated...
Excuse for speeding
|A cop pulls a car over on the highway for speeding. When he asks...
Why does a dog lick his balls?
Why does a dog lick his balls? Because he can’t make a fist.
Have you heard about the latest Polish parachute?
Have you heard about the latest Polish parachute?It opens on impact.
Having a baby
There were three ladies at the obstetrician’s office, waiting to see what their results...
Blonde quickies 141-160
141. Q: Why did the blonde chick drown in the pool ? A: Someone...
Santa’s Reindeer
Santa’s Reindeer are girls and here’s the proof:According to the Alaska Department of Fish...
Ballerina
What did the ballerina do when she hurt her foot?She called the toe truck!
Who’s backward?
What happens when you play Country music records backwards?You Sober up, your wife comes...
Air Force One crashes
|Air Force One crashed in the middle of rural America. Panic stricken the Secret...