Digital clock
Q: What did the digital clock say to his mother? A: Look ma no...
And you thing you have it bad!
There’s a celery, a carrot, and a dick talking.The celery was like “Man, I...
Here kitty kitty kitty
This chick goes to her docter and tells him that she can?t get any...
Mickey: No Divorce From Minnie
The judge said to Mickey “I can not grant you a divorce from Minney,...
Polish Fire Prevention Bear
Q: Who wears a forest ranger’s hat and carries a can of kerosene?A: Stanislaus...
Not this time
There was a middle-aged couple that had two stunningly beautiful teenage daughters. They decided...
New Insurance Policy
After their house burned down, Mary Ann, his wife, called the insurance company.Mary Ann...
Don’t ask any questions
A guy worked in an adult book store. One afternoon his friend walked in....
The Chinese Pay Off Their Debts
|Jones: “The chinese make it an invariable rule to settle all their debts on...
Monica Lewinsky and a change machine?
Why are Monica Lewinsky and a change machine alike?They both say…”insert Bill here!”