Dumb Blonde Crooks
Two blonde robbers were robbing a hotel. The first one said, “I hear sirens....
What is red and sticky and crawls up a girls thigh?
What is red and sticky and crawls up a girls thigh?A home-sick abortion.
you are so stupid…
You are so stupid that you flunked special-ed
Bouncing Baby
A young mother had just given birth to a newborn baby and the nurse...
Costume party
There was a guy who was struggling to decide what to wear to go...
face like a million dollars
You’ve a face like a million dollars.All green and wrinkled!
Disorder in the Court!
These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are things...
How To Screw Up An Interview
We’ve all been interviewed for jobs. And, we’ve all spent most of those interviews...
The prison hospital
|Prisoner: Look here, doctor! You’ve already removed my spleen, tonsils, adenoids, and one of...
last requests
Three women are about to be executed. One’s a brunette, one’s a redhead, and...