What’s the quickest way to a woman’s heart?
Q: What’s the quickest way to a woman’s heart?A: Straight through the rib cage.
Speech to the deaf.
An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman are all to give speaches to the...
Blonde Sky Divers
|A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls...
Rating your Christmas parties
|If you threw a party, the worst thing you could have done was throw...
Three vampires go to a bar
|Three vampires walk into a bar and sit down at a table. The waitress...
Sacramento Kings Fan or Lakers Fan?
A Kindergarten teacher tells her class she’s a BIG Lakers fan.She’s really excited about...
Underwear
Q: Why do blondes wear underwear?A: They make good ankle warmers.
Change my mind
The church was conducting its annual fund drive. One member of the congregation said,...
Stand Still, Soldier!
Military training:During camouflage training in Louisiana, a private disguised as a tree trunk had...
Watching for suicide
|Why do they put a suicide watch on death row prisoners? Why would you...