Ugly Growth
I just had the doctor remove an ugly growth from my back. It was...
Depressed Dentist
What do you call a depressed dentist? A little down in the mouth.
Rude Nusery Rhymes!
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wallHumpty Dumpty had a great fallAll the kings horses...
Wrong Operation
One Polish surgeon asks another: “How did that appendectomy go?”"Appendectomy?” shrieks the other. “I...
Who’s God?
Interns think of God, residents pray to God, doctors talk to God, nurses ARE...
Knock Knock Wannup
Knock Knock Who’s there? I wannup I wannup who? You do! I didn’t need...
It’s 11 o’clock…
In America the late night news used to broadcast this message:”It’s 11 o’clock do...
An old woman came into her doctors office
An old woman came into her doctor’s office and confessed to an embarrassingproblem. “I...
Settling a cow case
|A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit filed by an old...
Drinking problem
Buford: Man, have you got a drinking problem! Mongo: The hell I do! Buford:...