Arriving in Heaven
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No Smoking Here
A guy enters a drugstore and lights up a cigar.The owner, a bit outraged,...
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What does Bill Clinton say to prospective interns?
What does Bill say to prospective interns?”Haven’t I cum across your face before?”
A blonde bought two horses, and could never remember…
A blonde bought two horses, and could never remember which was which. A neighbor...
Bunch of good one-liners
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Crackers
Q:What do you get when a duck and a cow cross the road? A:Milk...
Stupid Elephant Jokes
How can you tell when an elephant has been in your refrigerator?Footprints in the...
What did the mongoloid say to his dog?
What did the mongoloid say to his dog?Downsyndrome!!
What to Do With All Those “Free” Soaps When Travelling
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