Elephants V
Why do elephants live in herds?To get a wholesale reduction on the shoes with...
Mexican is at border
|A US Border Patrol Agent catches an illegal alien in the bushes right by...
Athletes
If athletes get athlete’s foot, what do astronauts get? – Mistle toe, of course!
Lager Prayer
Our lager, Which art in barrels, Hallowed be thy drink. Thy will be drunk,...
True announcements during Sunday service
And once again the low self-esteem therapy group meets here at theSalvation Army Hall...
How can a man tell when his sperm count is elevated?
How can a man tell when his sperm count is elevated?His girlfriend has to...
Did you hear about the fire in the rednecks library?
Did you hear about the fire in the rednecks library?Both the books got burned,...
Beltway Holdups
TRAFFIC JAM A man on his way home from work at the Pentagon came...
How do you get four old ladies to say the F word?
How do you get four old ladies to say the F word?Have the fifth...
God’s Gifts
Seems God was just about done creating the universe, but he had two things...