Horses
A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says… “Why the longface?”
The eleventh commandment
We have all heard of the ten commandments.Well recently a new eleventh commandment was...
Cheap Date
Worried that his son was spending too much money on dates, Little Johnny’s Father...
Girl from Wenatch-Limmerick
Limmerick of the Day:There once was a girl from Wenatch, She tried to get...
Shellfish Crab
Two lobsters were sunbathing on the beach.The girl lobster suggested that the boy lobster...
Jellofied
During a fight, a husband threw a bowl of Jello at his wife.She had...
Totally Useless Info
1. Coca-cola was originally green.2. Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than...
Do the math
The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn’t paying attention in class.She called on...
Your momma is so fat….
Your momma is so fat, when she stood in the scale to get weighed...
Head and Shoulders
A blonde and a brunette were taking the elevator to the lobby from the...