The three wishes
There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead, who were all stranded on...
Is the wife in control?
Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven. God comes and says “I want...
60 Things Not to Say to a Naked Guy
1. I’ve smoked fatter joints than that. 2. Ahh, it’s cute. 3. Who circumcised...
What is the difference between a toilet and Convienience Store Clerk?
What is the difference between a toilet and Convienience Store Clerk?A toilet only has...
Creation
Why did God give deers eyes? I have no eye-deer!
On Christmas morning a cop on horseback…
On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light, and...
Learn to speak Southern…
Before heading south for a vacation, it may be a good idea to learn...
How to Know where a Driver is from
One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: New York One hand on wheel,...
Lack Of Meat In Poland
A Journalist has to write a story on the lack of meat in Poland....
You might be a redneck if… shirts
You own more then three shirts with the sleeves cut off.