Insult Collection #15
If you were a swine, you would be what you are now! You say...
Short Christmas Jokes
|What did Adam say on the day before Christmas ?It’s Christmas, Eve ! How...
It is all in the money
A couple was having a discussion about what to see and do now that...
Tickle Me Elmo
A few weeks before Christmas a very modest lady applied for a job at...
Death in the Family!
A brunette walks over to her Blonde friends home and finds her crying. “What...
In the ravine.
One day, Jim and Bob are out golfing. Jim slices his ball deep into...
Retarded Duck Farmer
There was a retarded duck farmer who had 2 sons, but only enough money...
An old man and his son had a one-horse farm where they…
An old man and his son had a one-horse farm where they barely made...
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Two.One to hold the...
Hick computer terms
|Log On: Makin’ the wood stove hotter.Log Off: Don’t add no wood.Monitor: Keepin’ an...