Why Dogs Don’t Use Computers
Can’t stick their heads out of Windows ’95. Fetch command not available on all...
Out of food supplies
|With four daughters and one son always dashing to school activities and part-time jobs,...
The bored Swede
A swedish man was bored. He was bored with his work, bored with his...
A bunch of Indians capture a cowboy…
A bunch of Indians capture a cowboy named “Clint”, and bring him back to...
Never talk to the parrot
|Mrs. Peterson phoned the repairman because her dishwasher quit working. He couldn’t accommodate her...
The farmer’s wife.
So one night, the farmer gets drunk. He grabs his wife’s tits and says,...
Signs you are a Canadian
1. You stand in “line-ups” at the movie, not lines.2. You’re not offended by...
Saved Your Privates
A soldier goes into the hospital for surgery after being wounded inbattle.Waking up from...
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
|Why is a frog luckier than a cat?Because a frog croaks all the time...
Man’s best friend.
Bartender looks down to the end of the bar and sees a guy with...