Show Me Your License
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if...
Criminal Mastermind
An applicant was filling out a job application. When he came to the question,...
Nearly Fatal Clock
A wife complains, “A wall clock almost killed my mother-in-law today. It fell only...
Good news
Hiram answers the telephone, and it’s an emergency room doctor.The doctor says, “Your wife...
Panic
Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! Little Tommy’s swallowed the can-opener!Doctor: Don’t panic. He’ll be...
This guy is walking through Chinatown and sees a building…
This guy is walking through Chinatown and sees a building with asign “Hans Olaffsen’s...
10 Signs Santa Has Been Drinking
While your child is on his lap, he tells them they’re not getting his...
Eat the watermelons
|A farmer in the country has a watermelon patch and upon inspection he discovers...
You Must Be A Redneck If
* You recycle your own toilet paper * Your mom has to shave more...
Two men are discussing the age old question…
Two men are discussing the age old question: who enjoys sex more, the man...