The mime!
I put a blank cassette tape in my tape stereo last night and turnedthe...
An Internet Christmas
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The power of the press
Two boys are playing football in Golden Gate Park when one is attacked by...
The Big Flood
It had been raining for days and days, and a terrible flood had come...
Beltway Holdups
TRAFFIC JAM A man on his way home from work at the Pentagon came...
Christmas flavor
Three men die in a car accident on Christmas Eve. They all find themselves...
Black and White, and Red all over?
What is Black and White, and Red all over?Answer: A Skunk with a diaper...
How do you get a horny dog to stop humping on your leg?
How do you get a horny dog to stop humping on your leg?Pick him...
Stupid people awards
|It is once again time to vote for-the Darwin Award nominees for 1997. As...
Tombstone Epitaph VI
A widow wrote this epitaph in a Vermont cemetery:Sacred to the memory of my...