A guy in a bar
The bartender asks him “What’ll you have?”. The guy answers, “A scotch, please”. The...
What do you call a villager with 500 girlfriends?
What do you call a villager with 500 girlfriends?A shepherd.
Why do brunettes take the pill?
And more on blondes…Q: But why do brunettes take the pill? A: Wishful Thinking.
This dog loves people
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
why the television is better than the World Wide Web
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Americans
Two americans were walking through Leicester but couldn’t agree on how to pronounce it...
The Scottsman!
What is the difference between a Scottish man and a member of the Rolling...
4 Docs and GW Bush!
4 Doctors were talking shop one day…An Israeli doctor said, “Medicine in my country...
Two guys were out hunting, but they weren’t…
Two guys were out hunting, but they weren’t getting any ducks. “What do you...
Half a year to live
|A woman hears from her doctor that she has only half a year to...