Elephant jokes 02
|What’ s big and grey with horns?An elephant marching band!What’s yellow on the outside...
Anyone Here
Once upon a time there was a female brain cell that by mistake happened...
Senior Driver
As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang.Answering, he...
Waiting on a long line
|The checkout line at the hardware store was getting longer and longer as the...
Blind question and answer jokes
|Q: Why don’t blind people skydive?A: It scares the heck out of the dog.
Good News At Work
A woman phones up her husband at work for a chat. . . .Says...
What do you call a blonde in the freezer?
What do you call a blonde in the freezer?A Frosted Flake.
Money for panites.
There is a girl walking up the stairs in a church one day.As the...
This guy and his girlfriend are fighting…
This guy and his girlfriend are fighting….she says “I’m breaking up with you.” “Why??”...
Chinese learned this
|Time sensitive note: This joke pertains to the crash of a Chinese plane into...